“As Chloe, I can honestly say I’ve never uttered a syllable of a curse word, not even behind closed doors.”
(Source: westark, via alison-myaimistrue)
pretzel-swirl:
meow-fuck:
If you were having a bad day, here are some kittens in a bathtub.
never have I ever seen kittens calmly swimming in water
(via 4verage-girl-mad-w0rld)
Americans: YOU CAN'T SAY SWEAR WORDS ON TELEVISION OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
meanwhile in Norway: welcome to the fucking news
meanwhile in the UK: dick dick balls sex gay tea GAAAAYY I'm taking off my pants on live tv this is family tv!!!
kissmycatastrophe:
buttlicked:
You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.
I JUST SPIT MY CEREAL ALL OVER MY COMPUTER
(via theartistdivision)